Listed below are the semi-finalists of the 2014 ScreenCraft Comedy Script Contest!  Culled by our readers and judges from over 1,300 entries (in shorts and features categories), these scripts represent the top ten percent in what has become our most competitive contest to date. Congratulations to those who have made it this far, congratulations to our quarter-finalists and thanks to all for submitting.  Stay tuned for the announcement of the winners here and on our Twitter and Facebook pages coming later this month.   

FEATURES

8 Days A Week by Ian Southwood

A Christmas Survival Guide for the Modern Vampire by Craig Berger

A Helluva Thing by Kristin Kirby

Ain’t That A Kick In The Head by Robert N. Skir

Air Guitar Gods by Stephen Hoover

Andy and Chaz Destroy America by Richard Keith

A Pinch Of Diamonds by Margaret Riseley

At Least He’s Jewish by Jeremy Padow

Berlin So Good by Rachel Upshaw

Big Baby by Mike Davidson

Bite Me by Michael Tahvildari & Monte Bramer

Blood From A Stone by Bill Palmer

BollyWed by Jennifer Harris

Bonding In Brooklyn by George Rubino

Bros V. Hoes by Joe McClean and David F.M. Vaughn

Chaperoned by P.W. Gavan

Chasing Don Juan by Ted Gurich

Cherry Bombers by Amy Rose Lipsky

Corpse Tub by Christopher Hewitson & Justin Jones

Dex & Leon by Justin Green

Double Take by Scott Robert Waldvogel and Matt DeMartini

Dough Boys by Chris Quigley and Brandon Trenz

Fasting by Mahmoud El-Azzeh

Fat Envelopes by Mason Hsieh

First Day by Tony Nichols

Floyd The Ninja by Jason Skorski

Geek & Destroy by Darren Curtis and Matt Silver

Given by Nick Schober

Goat by Jordan Rane

Housesitters by Kevin McDevitt

How To Propose To Your Best Friend’s Girlfriend by Mike Stern

I, Hoarder by Christy Stratton

It’s Always Something by Rich Song

It’s In His Kiss by Stephen Sloot

It Started With A Cat by Christine Bonner

Jake & Anna by Anthony Giambusso

Jay Walking In Vegas by Stephen Montagne

Jerky by Ed Pell

Loophole by Nathen Nyle Fullmer

Lost Souls by Paul Mendelson and Alan Moskowitz

Man Down by Bob Castrone, Brian Levin, Jason Zumwalt and Joey Kern

Man Or Bork by Marjory Kaptanoglu

Man To Man by Kranti Pally

Maturity by Tom White & Miles Hubley

Meet Cute by Susie Ruckle

Meeting Mila by Zachary Strauss

Murder Me by David H. Luz

Neighborhood Assassins by Aaron Senser

New In Box by Lindsay Golder

No Straight Thing by James C. Harberson, III & Frazer C. Rice

One Night Stan by Tony Boland

Our Band Is Called Mike And Colleen by Ramsey Ess

Penalty Box by Mark Riley and Jon Seamans

Preggers by Katiedid Langrock

Reality Check by Adi Blotman

Reaper Madness by Stephen Hoover

Redbeard by Nick Justicz and Harrison Mann

Reel Amerika by Keith Bearden & Joel Haskard

Related by L. Elizabeth Powers

Return To Sender by Nathan Zoebl

Rideshare by Jacob Isser

Rubber Ducky by Nicole L. Hill

Simon Says by Lisa Hepner

Stupid Money by Scott Antonucci & Mike Corey

The Commune by Tim Schildberger

The Devil And The Fat Girl by Tamworth Grice

The Fantasy Man by Jonathan D. Jones & Francisco Magdaraog

The Fuck-It List by Lisa Super

The Groomsman by Derek Bevil

The Gumshoes by Lisa Garvey

The King And Rick Harris by John Moody

The Melting Pot by Scott Ruane

The Navigator by Carey Mark Watkins

The Nice Guy by Joseph O’Driscoll

The Pimp Of Park Avenue by D.B. Toth

The Walk-Ons by Aaron Kennedy

The Wheelman by Derek Asaff

The Worst Hostage Ever by Melissa Emery

Three Months by Jared Frieder

To Hell With Love by Joey Aucoin

Untitled Secret Service Buddy Comedy by Colin McCormack

Vandals by Adam Franklin

When Wyatt Caught The Midget by Arnie Zelkovitz

Who The Fuck Is Eli Davis? by Derek Asaff & Aviv Rubinstien

Yard  Of Bricks by John Arvai

You’re A Really Good Friend by Jason Mazzotta

You’re Dead To Me by Paul McLalin

SHORTS

#Share #This #With #Your #Friends by Ritesh Jeswani

20 Minutes Or Less by Scott Antonucci & Mike Corey

Adam’s Grand Slam by Nathan C. Perry, Jeff Kubach and Evan Bolick

A Lucky Man by John Otteni

Anne Goes To Camp by Phil Clarke Jr.

Another Cupid Christmas by Rebecca Golby

Answers by Edgar Martinez Schulz

A Sketchy Life (Brought To You By Soda Cola) by Clay Fusco

Bad Trip by Ali MacLean and Michael Harthen

By Appointment Only by Barbara McCormick Thomas

Career Change by Karl Svacic

Chick Flick – Guy Flick by Daniel Knight

Child X by M. Miller Davis

Connection by Michael Raymond

Cooties by Beanie Barnes

Corporate by Kris Pathirana

Crims by Scott James

Death Cat by James C. Harberson, III and Frazer C. Rice

Domesticated by Claire Berger

Dying To Get Even by Curtis Burdick

Elaine’s Open Marriage by Ali Kemal Guven

Everybody Has A Thing by Allan George

Evil Like Sunday Morning by Trae Crowder

F*ck, Fight, F*ck by Corey Wilcosky

Five Days In Calcutta by Fred Perry

Gerry Carwax: Single by Marqus Bobesich

Get The Hell Off by Robert Gately

Going Down by Arika F. Cullen

Halftime by Michael Moncavage

Hawaii by Erin Okamoto

Home Row by Tim Snook

Imaginary Jerry by Alex Kelelrman

I Want To Beat Up Clark Peters by Joseph Picozzi

Jerk/Off by Scott James

Just Be by Ciarán Mc Namara

Keep On Sucking by John Taylor

Kunta’s Korner by Caullen Hudson

Last Words by Anton King

Liberal Cookies by Laurie Ashbourne

Little Stevie Cool by Marco Sinigaglia

Love Is War by Michael Aaron Brown

Lucky Devil by Marjory Kaptanoglu

Man, Hitman, Henchman by James Lyons

Man With A Jinx by J.D. Corinis

Meet The Twittersons by Michelle Muldoon

Mime Sublime by T.C. De Witt

Mitigated by Michael Flores

Mother Knows Best by Shane Perez

Nerds Rule, Jocks Drool by Scott Seiss & Angelo Skarlatos

No Place Like Home by Andrew Riley

Only Ugly On The Inside by Theresa Drew

Pigeons by Robert Christian Frostholm

Public Service Announcement by Amy Wiedmaier

Recovery by Jeremy Craven

Retained by Dana Whitney

Second Coming by Zachary Polhemus

Sitcom Hell by Ciarán Mc Namara

Social Network Housing by Tanner Gillman

Soundtrack by Don Sano

Southern Justice by Amber Rapp

The Alcoholist by Bradley Tangonan

The Big Game by Jim Williams

The Big Wad by Scott Pittock

The Bike Thief by John Heath

The Fake by Jared Hillman & Matt Helfgott

The Finkle Effect by Susan Whitting

The Importance Of Sex Education by L. Elizabeth Powers

The Life by King Lippi

The Locker Room by Erik Gernand

The Oblate by Gar Hoover & Beth Hoover

The Possessed Waiter by Marcus Kiehl

The Second Coming Meets The Millenials by Brandon Rosin

The Talk by Tim Wen

The Yearbook Detectives by Rafael Friedan

Wet Shapes Telethon by Kati Skelton

Young. Proud. Hopeful. by Stephanie Bousley